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Bad Potato

By: bd2sonPublished: 05/27/2005
 
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Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams.

About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad."

She nodded, picked up the potato and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes any more trouble, you just let me know."

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    This reminds me of Harry too (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.27.2005 7:41:16 AM EST)

    short,
    to the point
    and funny as shit.

    So (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.27.2005 3:25:14 AM EST)

    Would that make it a whipped potato?

    Hahahaha, good one, BD!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (05.27.2005 1:05:00 AM EST)

    short, to the point and funny as shit

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