"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." - Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003
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is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Q. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A. A flame thrower.
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