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The Immigration Of Mujibar

By: bd2sonPublished: 10/06/2005
 
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Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America".

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.

I talked to him yesterday.

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    lmao (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (10.07.2005 1:09:36 PM EST)

    I think I've met him too.

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    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.06.2005 3:31:07 PM EST)


    It's nice to see a joke I haven't heard. Very funny, BD.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

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    started by tjshere
    (10.06.2005 3:34:44 AM EST)


    All of his relatives work for HP support.

    Sad, but funny, BD. Good one!

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