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The Redneck & His Hunting License

By: luvly1Published: 10/18/2005
 
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A redneck was getting in his truck when a trooper pulled up and asked him, if he had a hunting license for Missouri.

The redneck showed him the license, and the trooper was satisfied.

Then the trooper saw another duck, and he sniffed its butt and said "This is a Kansas duck, do you have a Kansas hunting license?".

The redneck pulled out his Kansas license, and the trooper was happy.

Then he saw a third duck, and sniffed its butt, and said "This is an Arkansas duck. Do you have an Arkansas hunting license?"

Sure enough, the redneck pulled out his Arkansas license, and the trooper, said "ok."

Then he saw a fourth duck, and sniffed its butt and said "This is a Kentucky duck. Do you have a Kentucky Hunting license please?"

The redneck pulled out his Kentucky Hunting License.

The trooper couldn't believe the redneck had shot this many ducks from all these different states and said, "Boy, where are you from, exactly?"

The redneck pulled down his pants and said "Why don't you just sniff my butt and see!"

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    The Deer Hunter (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.18.2005 10:36:10 AM EST)


    My dad used to tell this....

    He used squirrels instead of deer. Always a good one. DC

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Well I'd say (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.18.2005 10:12:36 AM EST)


    he ain't from North Carolina
    cause the trooper didn't say a word
    about a sheep riding shotgun.

    I dunno (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (10.18.2005 4:23:06 AM EST)


    Where the hunter was from, but I'll bet the trooper hails from San Francisco.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I can smell .... (2 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (10.18.2005 0:06:08 AM EST)

    North Carolina all the way from here.

    ;-)

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