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Tell Me What To Do

By: luvly1Published: 10/16/2005
 
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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods doing some hunting one day, when suddenly one of them fall to the ground.

Not breathing and his eyes rolled back in his head, his buddy whips out his cell phone and dials 911.

He immediately gasps to the operator, "It's my friend Earl, I think he's dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "all right, take it easy. I can help. First thing, make sure he's dead."

There's silence for a few seconds, and then a gun shot is heard.

The hunter comes back on the line and says, "OK, What's next??"

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    LMOA (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (10.16.2005 8:04:29 PM EST)

    It's new to me!

    An End With Horror Is Better Than Horror Without End

    Hunting Emergency (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.16.2005 12:41:49 PM EST)


    LMAO4

    It ain't new, but it's funny as Hell.

    I think I know these two guys. A couple of brothers who use to work in an Auto Body Shop in Edina, Missouri.
    (I know that's just funnt to me, but shit I laughing over here)

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    You gotta love (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.16.2005 8:13:49 AM EST)


    a good redneck joke.

    LOL! (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (10.16.2005 8:08:29 AM EST)

    Good one, Luvly!

    Hunting Accident (0 replies)  
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.16.2005 7:02:25 AM EST)


    ah hahahahahahaha

    ok youve done enough now...lmfao

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

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