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By: luvly1Published: 10/24/2005
 
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These are some fine & helpful hints that I should not actually being giving out to men.

However, considering theirr gender given chromosomal defect handicap, I thought that knowing these terms may better help them in understanding women.

In other words... It's all for the best.

FINE

This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up.

NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks.

This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour.

It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means something and you should be on your toes.

"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)

This is a dare.

One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care".

You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men.

A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement.

"Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand.

She is content.

Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man.

"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done.

"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead".

At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer.

A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done.

You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different than "Thanks".

A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you.

It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh".

Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing"

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    What about (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.24.2005 11:10:33 AM EST)


    I’ve got a headache:
    No sex tonight

    The kids might hear us:
    No sex tonight

    It’s that time of the month:
    No sex tonight

    I’m tired:
    No sex tonight

    Come here Fido and sleep with us:
    No sex tonight

    I don’t feel good:
    No sex tonight

    I’ve got to get up early tomorrow:
    No sex tonight

    Why were you staring at that slut neighbor all night?:
    No sex tonight

    Oh that Wedding Cake was delicious:
    No sex starting about a year from now

    Female Language Lesson (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.24.2005 10:24:49 AM EST)


    Very true Grand.

    My ex hubby and I never even had hall sex. hahahahaha ^5 Marvin

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Words Women Use (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.24.2005 6:12:54 AM EST)


    aint it
    the truth...lol

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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