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The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
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2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.
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uhmm
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tjshere
(10.04.2006 1:01:32 PM EST)
better than Monkey-Bird Flu
you have the urge to throw shit at peoples windshields
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