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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/11/2005
 
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At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown New Orleans sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?" At that, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?

"I don't know," the black man replied. "Something about a job."

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    LOL (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (12.11.2005 11:51:47 AM EST)


    I don't think I'm gonna touch this one, but I admire your courage, SW.

    Now, to reiterate...... what's up with the Foul-mouthed Johnny Christmas joke? It's been on deck for several weeks now.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Careful Sleepy (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (12.11.2005 0:39:41 AM EST)


    You've managed to nail the gays and the blacks... LOL

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