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A woman wants to have surgery to have her vagina tightened and tucked for her husband as an anniversary gift. She tells the surgeon that NOBODY must know about the operation. It must be kept a secret! The surgeon agrees and after the operation he stops by to visit the patient.
She is furious and yells, "I thought this operation was supposed to be a secret! THERE ARE THREE SETS OF FLOWERS ON MY DRESSER!"
"Take it easy" the Doctor says. The first set are from me and the second set are from the Anesthesiologist."
"Well, how about the third set?" She asks.
The Doctor goes over and looks at the card. "Ah! They are from the little kid in the burn ward thanking you for the new ears."
What sort of hygiene do you suppose he'll use to clean them?
Hahahaha, hilarious, Leadj! ^5!
OMG!!!
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j9nh
(01.30.2006 6:05:07 AM EST)
I wasn't expecting the zinger at the end! Great joke, Josh!
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