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Grandpa & Viagra

By: bd2sonPublished: 09/17/2006
 
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There is a family gathering, with all the generations around the table.

The teenagers smuggle in a Viagra tablet and put it in Grandpa's drink.

After a while, Grandpa excused himself because he has to go to the bathroom.

When he returned, however, his trousers were wet all over.

"What happened, Grandpa?" asked his concerned children.

"Well," he answered, "I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out, but then I saw that it wasn't mine, so I put it back."

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.18.2006 0:18:45 AM EST)

    Never heard that one.
    Poor old dude.

    An end with horror, is better than horror without end.

    Good thing (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.17.2006 5:33:33 PM EST)


    He put it back in his pants. He might have whizzed on the ceiling.

    Hahaha, good one, BD. Never heard it afore.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.17.2006 9:46:17 AM EST)


    What a shocker that must have been,
    I'll bet he starts using a 1/4 tablet just so he doesn't piss on his shoes from now on.

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