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Q. What song did ABBA re-write for her death? A. Decomposing Queen.
A pompous minister was seated next to Bubba the redneck on a flight across the country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. Bubba asked for a gin and tonic drink, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."
Bubba then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
That would be an improvemnet to whom I usually have to sit next to.
I usually have to sit next to Bubba.
First The Whores
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started by
obxbeachbum
(09.18.2006 0:17:05 AM EST)
Then enjoy a drink.
Good one here bd.
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