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 Good Manners | | By: nitestrm | Published: 04/21/2006 | | |  |
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During class a teacher was trying to teach good manners. The teacher asked one of the students:
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said "Just a minute, I have to go pee." The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite."
She next asked "Scott, how would you say it?" Scott replied, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher replied, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table".
"And you, Bobby, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
Bobby replied "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
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