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An Elderly Couple

By: scutiPublished: 05/31/2006
 
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An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.

They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship.

It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000.

Please advise?"

The old man faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.31.2006 9:24:37 PM EST)

    thats good stuff

    Uh? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.31.2006 9:33:37 AM EST)


    These "Elderly Couple" jokes were funny until I became one.

    Senior Moments (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.31.2006 3:33:26 AM EST)


    He's getting revenge because he never got any joy from her butt when she was alive.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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