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The Origin Of Chapstick

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 07/23/2006
 
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The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

"Howdy, stranger..."

"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to then back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on, Mister..."

“Sheriff?"

"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."

"And that cures them?"

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!”

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    I Think They Call That (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (07.31.2006 0:09:52 AM EST)
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    An end with horror, is better than horror without end.

    Herd this one back in (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (07.24.2006 9:40:48 AM EST)
    the 50's.

    Butt it had to do with calf roping, same general premise, just a bovine iteration.

    IMAGINATION minus 5½ . . . . . .

    Hey Patron (5 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
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    you're back to submitting jokes, yippie!
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    started by tjshere
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    Good gawd, I haven't heard this one in AGES! Great joke!

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