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Power Outage

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/16/2006
 
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......whoop him again!"

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    power outages (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.16.2006 5:12:17 PM EST)


    aren't funny here in Texas,
    it's still hot here.
    97 today

    Out Of The Mouths Of Babes (6 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.16.2006 11:14:31 AM EST)


    Hahahaha

    That poor kid. He's gonna have a lifetime of being tortured by his big sister.

    LMAO @ the baby's name being Conner. Waaaaaaa hahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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