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One Legged Gold Digger

By: leadjPublished: 09/05/2006
 
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A South African gold miner was injured at work and had to have his right leg amputated.

After the operation he was talking to a fellow miner and said "I suppose I'm screwed now, who would ever want a one legged gold digger?"

His mate replied "Try Paul McCartney"

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