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Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity like my applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while at tempting to run my favorite applications! I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
after a year of Sex 365,
wife 1.0 turns into Sex 52,
after 2 years it goes to Sex 12, then after that it's Sex 3
......and from the 2nd day after installing wife 1.0 the Blow Job program quite working entirely.
LOL!
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started by
ajk454
(09.28.2006 4:55:20 AM EST)
Uninstalls are very expensive at that stage.
Isn't that like "upgrading" from a Porsche to a minivan?
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