"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."Austin, Texas, Nov. 22, 2000
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"Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk ... I think it was those Irish guys." — Minnesota govenor Jesse Ventura, commenting on the often confusing streets in St. Paul
Snapple Facts
#80 About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A. A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."
"I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied.
install a baby monitor camera in her room and hide a virbrator in the night stand.
and if she's not hot,
just don't use as high a resolution lens.
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