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Where Would You Be?

By: acidintervalPublished: 12/30/2006
 
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IF, you had all the money your heart desires.

IF, you had no worries?

IF, you came home and the finest meal is awaiting you?

IF, your bathwater had been run?

IF, you had perfect kids?

IF, your partner was awaiting you, with open arms and kisses?

So, where would you be?

Hello!

You'd be in the wrong house, that is where you would be!

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    alas that seems to be (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (12.30.2006 4:04:03 PM EST)

    the story of my life

    i guess thats why there is such a thing as hope

    Wrong house? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.30.2006 10:39:11 AM EST)


    Hell, I'd be on the wrong planet!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    True, so true (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.30.2006 8:20:17 AM EST)


    Waaaaa Hahahahahahahaha

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