"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race." - Describing a phone call to Sen. John Breaux. Crawford, Texas, Dec. 2, 2000
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
One Liners
Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
On a visit to the United States, Charles de Gaulle was honored at a banquet in the White House. Seated beside his wife was an official who spoke no French, but who tried to engage her in conversation by asking:
"Madame de Gaulle, what do you think the most important thing in life is?"
"A penis", she replied.
Overhearing, her husband said gently:
"I believe, my dear, that in English it is pronounced 'appiness."
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