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"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"A zebra does not change its spots."
— Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.
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#28 Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.
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... is so fat, When she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
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Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
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 Just Plain Bull | | By: marrakeshman | Published: 05/16/2007 | | |  |
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Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
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