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"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country." -George W. Bush, on the Kyoto accord, April 24, 2001
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
— Lynn Lavner
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Snapple Facts |
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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
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... is so fat, When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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How To Call The Police
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The Seven Dwarfs
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05.08.2006
Biker Granny
She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker ...
04.26.2006
Good Manners
During class a teacher was trying to teach good manners. ...
04.21.2006
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Goofball Facts |
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Prior to 1900, prize fights lasted up to 100 rounds.
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