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First Graders

By: acidintervalPublished: 04/02/2007
 
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The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses ........... until they stop running

2. Strike while the ............. bug is close

3. It's always darkest before .... Daylight Saving Time

4. Never underestimate the power of ......... termites

5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ how?

6. Don't bite the hand that .... looks dirty

7. No news is ............. impossible

8. A miss is as good as a ............ Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new .......... math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....... stink in the morning

11. Love all, trust ....... me

12. The pen is mightier than the ........ pigs

13. An idle mind is ........ the best way to relax

14. Where there's smoke there's ...... pollution

15. Happy the bride who ......... gets all the presents

16. A penny saved is .............. not much

17. Two's company, three's ......... the Musketeers

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ......... you put on to go to bed

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ...... you have to blow your nose

20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder

21. Children should be seen and not ...... spanked or grounded

22. If at first you don't succeed ...... get new batteries

23. You get out of something only what you ...... see in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind ............ get out of the way

And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than ............ pregnant

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    These are funny but (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.02.2007 9:30:39 AM EST)


    I never beleive any of these were ever done by any students.

    I don't believe any of those airline pilot ones either

    or those docotor report ones.

    My wife says I shouldn't be that way.
    But I don't belieive that either.

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