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    Something To Consider

    By: acidintervalPublished: 04/29/2007
     
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    If I could choose it for my next life, I would Live Life Backwards

    1. You start out dead. You wake up in a retirement home, feeling better, more vibrant and younger every day.

    2. You get kicked out for being too healthy, then go collect your pension. You spend the next 10 more years travelling, relaxing and doing exactly what YOU enjoy.

    3. So you start working and get a gold watch on your first day. You start with seniority, respect and all the know how. You work 40 years, having less and less responsibility as you go, until you have nothing to do.

    4. You drink alcohol, you party, you sleep til all hours & you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?) and you get ready for High School.

    5. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

    6. And, finally, you become a baby, with lots of attention and everyone fussing over you and waiting on you hand and foot.

    7. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating in a spa like atmosphere with room service on tap, gaining larger quarters everyday, and then?...

    8. You finish off as an... orgasm!

    Tell me what could be better than that??

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    Seems like a better (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (04.30.2007 7:37:03 PM EST)

    option than what we go through now! Good one!

    Wouldn't #8 be great... (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (04.29.2007 3:54:29 PM EST)

    as a Ground Hog day do-over.

    Makes sense to me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.29.2007 11:53:22 AM EST)


    But you forgot:
    your marriage starts out with very little converstaion and no sex
    then it ends up with sex everynight
    and Blow Jobs galore after you sign your wedding license.

    Makes sense to me (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (04.29.2007 9:01:39 AM EST)


    Although it would be a little strange meeting your parents for the first time when you're middle-aged.

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