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    Traffic Cop Vs. Violator

    By: bd2sonPublished: 05/12/2007
     
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    A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the patrol officer and demands to know why he is being harassed. So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

    The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "Battleship mouth and Rowboat Ass". The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an*AH*in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the violator for his signature. The guy signs the citation angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the *AH* and demands to know what it stands for.

    The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an Asshole!"

    Three months later they're in court. The violator has such a bad record he is about to lose his license so he had hired an attorney to represent him.

    On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.

    Under cross examination the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?"

    Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top.

    Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make"?

    Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an *AH*, underlined".

    Attorney: "What does the *AH* stand for, officer"?

    Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, sir."

    Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"

    Officer: "Yes Sir."

    Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Ass Hole?"

    Officer: "Well Sir, you know your client better than I do."

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    Yikes... (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (05.13.2007 10:31:37 AM EST)

    No wonder I can never win in court!! Secrets out...I have issues.

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.12.2007 4:48:52 PM EST)


    I wonder if this is true,
    I'm such a nice person, I'd never know.

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