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A Fair Ruling

By: luvly1Published: 03/26/2008
 
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After several months of anticipation, Mr. Clark finally reached the day for his final divorce rulings.

He waited patiently until he was called to the bench.

"Mr.Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said, "and every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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