"If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on the Economy," Sept. 16, 2002
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"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I'veforgotten this before." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
Yo Mama ...
so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
One Liners
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant.
His wife comes in, looks at the infant, then at her husband staring into space, then says, "What in the world are you doing?"
He replied, "I'm waiting for the first coat to dry, so I can put on another."
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