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 Tough Old Cowboy | | By: bd2son | Published: 01/25/2008 | | |  |
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A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.
When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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