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Further Clarification Unnecessary

By: lee11Published: 09/28/2007
 
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found the problem was hair in the dog's ears.

Once he cleaned both ears the dog could hear fine.

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some 'Nair' hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says, 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady says, 'I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist says, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'

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    Thanks... (0 replies)
    started by lee11
    (10.02.2007 2:31:27 PM EST)

    glad you liked it.

    wahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (09.28.2007 10:19:28 AM EST)

    now thats funny!!!

    Schnauzer? (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
    (09.28.2007 9:45:22 AM EST)


    I've heard it called many a thing, but never before now a schnauzer.

    Good one lee11!

    (_E=mc˛_)

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