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"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
— Robin Williams
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#12 Emus and Kangaroos cannot walk backward.
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... is so fat, When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Q: What can a bird do that a man cannot do?
A: Whistle through his pecker!
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 Water Vs. Alcohol | | By: obiwan | Published: 12/29/2007 | | |  |
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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.
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