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Definition Of OLD

By: bd2sonPublished: 02/27/2008
 
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First you tell your friends that you are having an affair.

Then your friends ask you ...

'Are you having it catered???'

THAT, my friend, is the definition of OLD!!!!!!!!

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    also explains why tj aint gettin any

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