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It's Not For Him Stupid

By: bigjohn2Published: 05/05/2008
 
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.

"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

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Reminds of the time (0 replies)  
started by bd2son
(05.05.2008 10:29:09 AM EST)


about 25 years ago when I received a bird greeting in my car on my head through an open sunroof.

Since then I have not owned a vehicle with a sunroof!

(_E=mc²_)

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