Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues. Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our desires to spread freedom and peace around the world." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 1, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"To hell with the public! I'm here to represent the people!"
— New Jersey state senator
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#54 The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu,and says "okay!"
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. Five policemen were on a boat. The boat sank. How many policemen died?
A. Ten. Five during the accident, and five during the re-enactment.
 
 


A Bun In The Oven

By: bd2sonPublished: 05/03/2008
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “Im having a baby.” With big eyes, he replied, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She said, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.” At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks forward to what he has to say next…

And, much to her suprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks.. “Then why did you eat him?”

Type:Unknown
Download:

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Free tips on how to attract, arouse any women, kiss test, and more
Related Links
  • Buns Master
  • Foot Long Frank
  • Put Your Weiner In My Bun
  • Librarian Izabella Scorupco
  • Big Mac?
  • Nice Buns
  • Buns n\' Bunnies
  • Warm Buns
  • Subway\'s Hot, Fresh Buns
  • Breezy Buns
  • Jiggle Buns
  • Breakfast Buns
  • Buns
  • No Mustard or Relish Please
  • Hot Diggity Dawg
  • Baseball\'s Best Burger
  • Strange Facts
  • Factiods You Cannot Live Without
  • The Best And Worst Country-Western Song Titles
  • Glazed Doughnut

  • More Miscellaneous Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    START THE FIRST ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  

    You must register to participate in this discussion. There are no threads in this Article Forum yet. Please check back soon...

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Modern Medicine Saves the Day
    Ted wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness ...
    05.07.2008

    It's Not For Him Stupid
    An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by ...
    05.05.2008

    Elephant Story
    Sometimes these "heartwarming" stories are a bit too ...
    05.04.2008

    Rate This!

    4.00 Goofballs of 5
    10 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Traffic Cop Vs. Violator
    A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red ...
    05.12.2007

    The Work Out
    Week at the Gym: A man's story If you read this ...
    05.11.2007

    Second Career
    Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second ...
    05.10.2007

    Running Away
    A man scolded his young son for being so unruly and ...
    05.09.2007

    Two Years Ago
    How To Call The Police
    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going ...
    05.12.2006

    The Seven Dwarfs
    The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they ...
    05.08.2006

    Biker Granny
    She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker ...
    04.26.2006

    Good Manners
    During class a teacher was trying to teach good manners. ...
    04.21.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Our Dumb Century

    Goofball Facts
     
    A horse expends more energy lying down than it does standing up.