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An Active, Productive Retirement!

By: bd2sonPublished: 08/19/2008
 
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I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're retired?"

Well, I have a chemistry background and one of the things I enjoy the most is turning beer, vodka and wine into urine.

And, I'm pretty darn good at it!! Thank God I paid attention in school!

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