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By: bd2sonPublished: 09/04/2008
 
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My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a urologist. I went yesterday. OMG, She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy! She told me that I have to stop masturbating. I asked her why. She said, "Because I am trying to examine you..."

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