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Just Enough

By: bd2sonPublished: 03/04/2009
 
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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"

"I can cut them for you," said Dan the pharmacist, "but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."

"I'm 96," said the old man. "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."

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