"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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Little Johnny
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/04/2000
Two little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My
Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings."
Then Little Johnny, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad can blow smoke out
of his ass."
"Really, have you seen it?" reply the boys.
Little Johnny responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stains
in his underwear."
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OH YA!!!
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started by
oxbrain
(06.04.2001 2:15:49 AM EST)
well, my mommy smokes too, she blows pearl necklaces...
heard my daddy talking about it lastnight to his buddies...
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
Little Boy
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started by
Mort9
(03.17.2001 7:22:41 PM EST)
Little Boy: "Mister, do you belong to the stomach club?"
Mister: "No."
Little Boy: "Then turn in your belly button, Mister."
gonzo
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started by
sligsligman4
(02.02.2001 8:23:13 AM EST)
what is the highest score possible
on gonzo duck hunt?
momma
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 3:22:33 PM EST)
I bet his mother smokes the big cigar!
THIS ONE SUCKS
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.05.2000 11:07:20 AM EST)
YEAHAS IS DOES
That's pretty gross....
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started by
SuicideKing
(06.04.2000 1:15:04 AM EST)
hey kid, sniff those tobaccy stains and you'll get high...I swear!! would I lie to you? ;)
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