"The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."-All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000
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Upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Redskins say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
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#85 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
Yo Mama ...
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One Liners
Q: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
Meanwhile
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started by
marvin
(07.07.2003 4:32:52 PM EST)
someone's got inkstains on their trolleys and will have to explain it ti the wife when they get home tonight.
I wonder.....
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started by
tjshere
(07.07.2003 4:16:24 PM EST)
If he licked the tip of the thermometer before he tried to write with it?
Waaaaahaaaaaa
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started by
corjones
(07.07.2003 12:27:42 PM EST)
Nice one M.C. Gave me a wee chortle!
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