Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I think the American people - I hope the American–I don't think, let me - I hope the American people trust me." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Nobody wants to see a movie about a blind composer."
— Jack Warner on why he didn't do a biopic on Beethoven - who was deaf not blind.
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#61 Pigs get sunburn.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What is long and hard; has a hole at the tip and when inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole, can make you feel better?
A. A Vicks Inhaler
 
 


Start At The Very Beginning ...

By: bd2sonPublished: 09/22/2007
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.

"I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."

"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Gentlemen Start Your Engines
  • No False Start Here
  • Another Fine Start To A Marriage
  • Start Your Day
  • Jump Start
  • Let The Fireworks Start
  • Start Slow
  • How Men Start Life
  • When Shoplifting, Don't Start Running Until You're Out The Door
  • A Poor Start
  • A Bad Way to Start Your Day
  • Start Your Collection Today
  • A BIG Start On Life
  • The Perfect Start
  • Better Start Baking Something
  • Gentlemen Start Your Engines
  • When Does It Start?
  • Fooled
  • Junk Mail & Phone Solicitors
  • Antigravity in Alabama

  • More Miscellaneous Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    The s.o.b. is lying, damnit! (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (09.22.2007 9:00:07 PM EST)

    I did! Good one.

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Golf Club Sign
    Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ...
    10.12.2009

    Stories Of Pilot/Ground Control Love
    You read the Quantas ...
    09.30.2009

    Negative People
    This is something to think about when negative people ...
    09.08.2009

    Banned From Wal-Mart
    This is why women should Not take men shopping against ...
    05.29.2009

    Rate This!

    1.94 Goofballs of 5
    36 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Unknown Chinese Proverbs
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    11.17.2008

    Suicide Hotline
    Iwas depressed last night so, I called Lifeline.....
    11.14.2008

    Words And Alcohol
    Things that are difficult to say when drunk ...
    11.11.2008

    Mick Jagger's Frog
    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. ...
    10.09.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Don't You Just Love Engrish?
    Doctors' office, Rome: "SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER ...
    11.19.2007

    Thoughts For The Weekend
    Wouldn't it be nice if ...
    11.17.2007

    Nurse
    A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after ...
    11.06.2007

    10 Year Old Blues
    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about ...
    10.29.2007

    Lookie Here!
    The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Stannous fluoride, which is the cavity fighter found in toothpaste, is made from recycled tin.