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This retired gentleman would walk through the woods every day to go fishing. He followed the same path every day. One day he happened across a frog sitting on a stump, he looked at the frog and the frog looked at him and said "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beatiful princess."
The guy stood there for a while then finally picked the frog up and put it into his shirt pocket. Thr frog looked up and said, "Did you hear me? If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beatiful princess."
The guy looked at the frog and said "I know, but at my age, I think I'd rather just have a talking frog."
this joke was funny.
But now I can understand where the retired gentleman is coming from.
Hell yeah
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started by
tjshere
(08.07.2003 5:13:44 AM EST)
Now if he could just teach it to cook. LOL Good one, Bj.
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