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The 3 Chinese Curses

By: Happy Harry Hard OnPublished: 12/20/1999
 
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A traveller was looking for a place to stay one night when he found a little bed-&-breakfast run by a chinese man. He asked the man if he could stay the night."Only on one condition", he replied, "that you do not touch my daughter...if you break this agreement, you will feel the wrath of the 3 Chinese curses!!!".

The traveller accepted this agreement and thought that everything would be fine...until he saw the Chinese guy's daughter, that is.When he saw her ravishing beauty, he knew that he would not be able to resist the temptation, and that night he slept with her.When he crept back into his room early the next morning, he thought to himself "Ha! so much for the 3 Chinese curses! What a load of bullshit that was!" and went back to sleep.

When he awoke the next morning, he was shocked to find a huge boulder on his chest, with a note on it saying "1st Chinese curse: boulder on chest".

"Is this the best they can do?" said the traveller to himself,and he picked up the boulder and threw it out of his bedroom window.However, as it was falling, he noticed another note on the ground below saying "2nd Chinese curse: boulder tied to left testicle" "Shit!" thought the traveller."

"OK, i can either stand here and lose one of my balls, or i can jump out of the window and break a few bones...fuck it, i'll jump" and so he jumped out of the window, but as he was falling, he noticed another sign on the side of the building that read "3rd Chinese curse:right testicle tied to bed post".

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