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"This is a Shia fella." —Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview shown Sunday, Feb. 8, 2004, discussing Iraqi religious plurality
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"He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that means we're not going to any more bowl games.'"
—Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers. (1991)
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#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.
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Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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 The Best And Worst Country-Western Song Titles | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 12/09/1998 | | |  |
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- Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing
You Goodbye
- Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
- I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
- I Still Miss You
Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
- I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
- I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
- I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
- I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
- If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
- Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- My Head Hurts, My Feet
Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
- Please Bypass This Heart
- She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
- You Done Tore Out My Heart, and Stomped that Sucker Flat
- You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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