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The Frog And The Crystal Ball

By: marrakeshmanPublished: 08/05/2008
 
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A frog goes to see a medium. She looks into her crystal ball and tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."

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