The Magician
By: Carl Fogh	Published: 06/15/2000
There was this magician of some repute who was hired to do his act aboard a cruise ship. He had been there for several years, and since the crowd was in continual change, he did the same act over and over. He enjoyed the good life in this sense, spending most his time out on the Promenade Deck working on his tan, not new tricks. One day the Captain bought a parrot, and over the months brought the parrot with him to see the nightly magic show. Being a smart parrot, the bird learned all the tricks as to where the cards, flower, etc. were hidden by the magician in his act. The bird would say, "The card is up his left sleeve, the flower is under the pot, he hid the money under his shoe..." Because the parrot would only take about a week to catch on to his magic tricks, the magician was forced to continually learn new ones, which was getting harder and harder by the day, and really cramping his "sun time." To put it mildly he hated the darn parrot, but since it was the Captain's he couldn't just weigh the bird down and drown it. Late one night the engine room exploded and the ship sank within minutes. Miraculously, the magician found himself clinging to a timber, floating in the water surrounded by darkness. Alas, he was the only one left alive! As the sun came up the next morning and he turned around what should be sitting 20 feet away on the opposite end of the log--his arch nemesis, the parrot! They glared at each other and said nothing. This went on for three days and neither said a word, just glared. On the fourth day the parrot finally broke the silence and said, "Okay! I give up. What did you do with the ship?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Polly want a ... (0 replies) started by SacredBlade (06.16.2000 3:42:26 AM EST) I think he poped a boner and fell of his perch! Snooch

This joke sucks! (0 replies) started by ramon1 (06.15.2000 11:49:45 PM EST) Fuck the ship where's the fucking punchline? Like did he hide the ship up his ass or what? Edward Ramon

i don't wanna (0 replies) started by scottschmidt (06.15.2000 6:34:33 PM EST) read that longass joke

Next week, on Survivor (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (06.15.2000 10:12:14 AM EST) Does Parrot taste as good as rat? The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Well that joke certainly sucked... (0 replies) started by Rayman (06.15.2000 5:05:31 AM EST) in fact, with this joke in hand, I will never have trouble falling asleep again. Thanks Fogh

Dammit almost had a first (0 replies) started by KiddShady (06.15.2000 2:20:58 AM EST) The magician should've killed the motherfucker and ate him. I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.

1st beyotch (1 reply)   started by deeznutz (06.15.2000 0:11:17 AM EST) too long and could've been better deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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