Once there was this man that heard about a Gorilla that would do anything the person he was watching did. The man was skeptical so he got directions to the zoo, and decided he would try this out for himself.
He got up bright and early the next morning, and went to the zoo he found the gorillas cage, and the Gorilla stared at him for a few seconds. The man scratched his head, and the Gorilla scratched his head also, the man was shocked so he scratched his arm pit, he watched the gorilla, and the gorilla scratched his arm pit as well. Then the man scratched his nose, and all of a sudden the gorilla reached out of the cage and pulled the guy in, and gave him a very bad beating.
The next morning the man woke up in the hospital, a doctor was watching him. The man asked what had happened and the good doctor said, "A Gorilla got a hold of you, and gave you a serious beating, what did you do to make it that mad?"
So the man told him the story and the Doctor said "Well did you not know that scratching your nose means kiss my ass in gorilla?" And then man said "No".
Later on that day he was released from the hospital, and he went back to the zoo but he brought a piece of salami, and two knives with him. He went back to the gorilla, and he scratched his head, he watched and the gorilla scratched his head, he scratched his arm pit and the gorilla did the same thing, then the man handed the gorilla a knife and held the salami in front of his crotch, and sliced a few pieces off, and watched the gorilla.
The Gorilla looked at the man and the salami then he looked at his knife, and looked down, he then looked at the man and scratched his nose.
~SweetiePeach~
