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"I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I canask him what he meant."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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 The Perfect Dress | | By: tjshere | Published: 09/09/2005 | | |  |
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Julia's wedding was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement--not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever.
A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her fathers new young wife bought the exact dress! Julia asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she gloated.
Julia told her mother who graciously said, "never mind, Sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, "Are you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
She just smiled and replied, "Of course I do dear, I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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