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Therapy With Dr. Phil

By: sy993588Published: 06/03/2006
 
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Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

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    Name Obsession (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.03.2006 9:39:55 AM EST)


    My Sister-In-Law ......

    named here kid Mary Jane.
    I wonder what that means?

    ^5 Funny joke.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well I must be golf (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.03.2006 7:43:26 AM EST)


    because I named my dog Bogie.
    (That and he had an overbite like Humphry Bogart)

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