Thoughtful Sarcasms for the Thoughtless...
By: DirkSteele	Published: 05/17/2000
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Well, this date was a total waste of makeup. For you, personal growth is obviously an erection. This isn't an office … It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Of course I am interested in your crybaby whiny-assed opinion. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Do I look like a fucking people person? See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. With home shopping, pizza delivery and a vibrator, why would I ever want to leave the house? If I throw a stick, will you leave? Not all men are annoying... Some are in prison. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? It's not the size, it's... Actually, it is the size! A woman's favorite position is CEO. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Can I trade this job for what's behind bathroom door 1? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. Okay, okay, I take it back! Un-screw you! Nice perfume... But must you marinate in it? And which dwarf are you? How do I set the laser printer to stun? Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Chaos, panic and disorder... My work here is done. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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