Three Little Pigs
By: bd2son	Published: 02/15/2007
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," But why have you only ordered beer all evening?" The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Time for a new joke (2 replies) started by thegrandpatron (02.20.2007 7:26:18 AM EST) A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home." "That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!" The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works." "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" said the redneck. "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH!" "What fish?" We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most. You smart ones have a good day.

Well (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (02.15.2007 7:17:13 AM EST) I saw it coming but I couldn't stop it.

Hehehehehe (0 replies) started by tjshere (02.15.2007 4:28:20 AM EST) I should have seen that one coming but I didn't. Funny stuff, BD.

Waaaahahahaha (1 reply)   started by marrakeshman (02.15.2007 3:37:08 AM EST) BD, that's funny. You know what the French piggies say all the way home: "oui, oui, oui, oui..........." ".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."

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