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The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?
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Hahaha, excellent!
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tjshere
(01.01.2003 1:04:17 AM EST)
Funny as hell, too! My cousin has a ranch in the woods of southern Oregon. I gotta send him this one.
"old-growth timber from a recreational area"
LMFAO!! ^5, Acid!
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